- Satan: [appears]
- Satan: You can have anything you wan--
- Me: LANGUAGE.
- Satan: What?
- Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
- Satan: What the--?
- Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
- Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
- Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
What movie is this?
if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
I wanted to text you but I texted him instead
Why sleep when you can regret life choices
"millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village"
how on earth